the story of betrayal
i'm taking a break from studying for my TWO exams tomorrow...i was thinking..about what you ask? just stuff..like mr. eye-candy (i forgot to bring my applesaucy snack and instead of seeing him ten, or even the normal two times on wednesday, i saw him ONCE..talk about getting jinxed)..coffee (yes my dear, although i may forget about you sometimes, know this: we have a dependency relationship which will not be ending anytime soon...i assure you )..how much i hated my prof..LET ME TELL YOU, just HOW MUCH i HATE my prof....i gave him 1's and 2's on his course evaluation..not hateful enough? i spent the first ten minutes of my final exam cursing and wishing death upon him...i also sleep in his class to express my dislike..he is also very boring and the phrase "invasive species" has a certain lullaby-ish ring to it, so really, maybe my sleeping is not an expression of dislike, but a compliment to his talented ability and skill to put people to sleep...i guess i must stay awake then..
i thought about my prof for a split second, then i did a double-take on the coffee thought....because it reminded my of a story of betrayal..
once upon a time two days ago, while i was working away in my room (i might have been blogging actually :p) my mom comes in..all nice and sweet, offering assistance and asking if i was hungry (i love mommy, she is so considerate!)..and we start a convo of some sort, can't remember..then all of the sudden, she pops the question: "what do you think of decaf?"
me : huh..what?
mom: you know, decaf coffee?
me : that is not real coffee...decaf is some tasteless ugly filthy drink without caffeine!
mom: well yes, it is coffee without caffeine, but maybe we should try..
me : that is not real coffee! decaf is for old people who sleep early and people with bladder problems..this family has neither, therefore, the answer is NO...
mom: but, but...
me: no buts and or ifs, caffeine is good for you..it is an endorphin, it is what makes the world go round...i have put my foot down on this issue, as i DO have the authority and jurisdiction over coffee-related issues...
mom: okay fine whatever...do you need anything else sweety? no? okay then, may God be with you and help you on your studies...
me: thnx..i love you mom!
hmmm..okay, so maybe thats not how it went exactly..but those were the undertones of the convo..see my mom is a health nut..organic food, lots of fiber, homeopathic rememdies etc...caffeine is in that grey area, and due to her beliefs, i cannot blame her for wanting to try an alternative to caffeinated coffee..but my God, i felt betrayed! why is my mom trying to keep me away from the one thing i love?! its like saying "let's try chestnut coffee"..no, let's not..regular coffee is working for me thank you very much, and it does not have adverse effects on my health..my joints ache because of dehydration, and my migrain is because of convos like these..i love you caffeinated coffee, pls dont leave me!





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