humour on the TTC...
"St. Joseph next! And for those of you who speak French, St. Joseph..."
Did you hear about the man who went into the Louvre Museum in Paris to steal a Van Gogh painting? He managed to get the painting, but the security guards wouldn't let him leave the museum, he didn't have the Monet..."
Wellesley! Well-es-ley next...
Speaking of thieves, a guy tried to steal a calendar once, but got caught. He got twelve-months...
Then another guy tried to steal a lamp, but got caught. He got a light sentence."

